1 00:00:08,793 --> 00:00:10,517 - ♪ 2 00:00:10,620 --> 00:00:16,241 - [audience laughing] 3 00:00:19,827 --> 00:00:23,137 - Yo, I could have killed you, man! I'm strapped. 4 00:00:23,241 --> 00:00:26,620 - Whoa, whoa, take it down a notch. 5 00:00:26,724 --> 00:00:28,413 - Yeah, Doughboy. 6 00:00:28,517 --> 00:00:30,965 Either you don't know, don't show, or don't care 7 00:00:31,068 --> 00:00:33,827 about what's going on in the spiderhood. 8 00:00:33,931 --> 00:00:35,482 - That's the wrong movie, stupid. 9 00:00:35,586 --> 00:00:37,896 - Whatever. 10 00:00:38,000 --> 00:00:39,517 Ooh, Calvin's toys. 11 00:00:39,620 --> 00:00:41,620 - Hey, hey, hey, maybe I should look through that box. 12 00:00:41,724 --> 00:00:42,931 You can look through... 13 00:00:43,034 --> 00:00:46,379 - Well, well, well. 14 00:00:46,482 --> 00:00:49,103 This surely explains a lot. 15 00:00:49,206 --> 00:00:51,137 - How'd that get in there? 16 00:00:51,241 --> 00:00:54,103 It must have been labeled wrong. It's not mine. 17 00:00:54,206 --> 00:00:56,827 - No, this yours. It's got Calvin on the tag. 18 00:00:56,931 --> 00:00:58,517 - All right, all right. 19 00:00:58,620 --> 00:01:00,206 It's mine. 20 00:01:00,310 --> 00:01:03,034 But I was an Easter-egg-hunt legend in church. 21 00:01:03,137 --> 00:01:04,931 - Yeah, he didn't grow much as a kid. 22 00:01:05,034 --> 00:01:07,379 He had to wear that for several Easters. 23 00:01:07,482 --> 00:01:09,172 - That explains why you're so meticulous 24 00:01:09,275 --> 00:01:11,275 when it comes to making Easter eggs. 25 00:01:11,379 --> 00:01:13,000 - Bruh, it was my ministry. 26 00:01:13,103 --> 00:01:15,172 - Okay. 27 00:01:15,275 --> 00:01:18,034 - What is this, a book of spells? 28 00:01:18,137 --> 00:01:20,586 Why is it locked? - You know what? 29 00:01:20,689 --> 00:01:22,344 This might be the lost family recipes 30 00:01:22,448 --> 00:01:26,344 that Auntie Ella was looking for. 31 00:01:26,448 --> 00:01:29,689 - Well, we won't be able to get into it 'cause it's... 32 00:01:29,793 --> 00:01:31,241 - You're welcome. 33 00:01:31,344 --> 00:01:33,965 - When did you become a master thief? 34 00:01:34,068 --> 00:01:37,275 - Man, Dad's been locking the door to his... 35 00:01:37,379 --> 00:01:39,724 Statue of limitations clearly has not ran out 36 00:01:39,827 --> 00:01:41,448 on that one yet. 37 00:01:41,551 --> 00:01:45,689 - Ask me not how much I desire to be with you. 38 00:01:45,793 --> 00:01:49,310 It's the same as asking how much I desire to breathe. 39 00:01:49,413 --> 00:01:51,793 - Who would lock a romance novel? 40 00:01:51,896 --> 00:01:57,000 - I, Ella, the love of your life, 41 00:01:57,103 --> 00:01:58,758 ache for you every night. 42 00:01:58,862 --> 00:02:01,034 I want you every night. 43 00:02:01,137 --> 00:02:04,620 - Yuck! 44 00:02:04,724 --> 00:02:07,068 Aunt Ella's and Uncle Curtis' love letters. 45 00:02:07,172 --> 00:02:08,827 I don't wanna hear that. 46 00:02:08,931 --> 00:02:12,448 - Please come rescue me from loneliness, Eric. 47 00:02:12,551 --> 00:02:13,931 - Eric? 48 00:02:17,068 --> 00:02:22,896 - ♪ 49 00:02:38,172 --> 00:02:42,379 - Lisa! Lisa! 50 00:02:42,482 --> 00:02:44,310 - What's wrong? Is everything okay, babe? 51 00:02:44,413 --> 00:02:47,137 - You cheatin' on me, woman? 52 00:02:47,241 --> 00:02:49,482 - What? Why would you ask me that? 53 00:02:49,586 --> 00:02:51,965 - We found some letters that Aunt Ella wrote. 54 00:02:52,068 --> 00:02:54,758 - Awww, that's so sweet. 55 00:02:54,862 --> 00:02:56,517 - To some dude named Eric. 56 00:02:56,620 --> 00:03:00,103 - Oh, that's messed up. 57 00:03:00,206 --> 00:03:01,965 I mean, what that got to do with me? 58 00:03:02,068 --> 00:03:05,620 - If she's creeping, anybody could be doing it. 59 00:03:05,724 --> 00:03:07,827 - Exactly. 60 00:03:07,931 --> 00:03:09,896 - Your dad has been with your mother for years 61 00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:11,896 and you don't see him accusing her of cheating. 62 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:15,482 - Hey Janine, you cheating on me, woman? 63 00:03:15,586 --> 00:03:17,000 - [audience laughing] 64 00:03:17,103 --> 00:03:18,758 - Hello? 65 00:03:18,862 --> 00:03:20,172 Babe, hello? 66 00:03:20,275 --> 00:03:21,689 - [audience laughing] 67 00:03:21,793 --> 00:03:23,758 - She said she gonna call me right back. 68 00:03:23,862 --> 00:03:25,172 - [audience laughing] 69 00:03:25,275 --> 00:03:28,379 - You haven't answered the question. 70 00:03:28,482 --> 00:03:30,310 - Stop talking so loud. 71 00:03:30,413 --> 00:03:32,103 - This is my house! 72 00:03:32,206 --> 00:03:34,620 Well, this is my dad's house. 73 00:03:34,724 --> 00:03:37,103 But I don't have to be quiet. 74 00:03:37,206 --> 00:03:39,482 - You telling her, son. 75 00:03:39,586 --> 00:03:41,724 - Dad, can you excuse us? 76 00:03:46,793 --> 00:03:49,448 - Gonna hang up on somebody. Hanging up on me. 77 00:03:49,551 --> 00:03:51,137 - [audience laughing] 78 00:03:51,241 --> 00:03:52,758 - She better call me back. I know that. 79 00:03:52,862 --> 00:03:54,931 - Do you have any proof that I've been messing 80 00:03:55,034 --> 00:03:56,275 with somebody else? - No. 81 00:03:56,379 --> 00:03:57,827 - Have I done anything to make you think 82 00:03:57,931 --> 00:03:59,724 I wanna be with someone else? - No. 83 00:03:59,827 --> 00:04:02,344 - Is that your baby upstairs that I nurse, read to, 84 00:04:02,448 --> 00:04:04,172 and do baby exercises with to make sure 85 00:04:04,275 --> 00:04:05,758 she's strong, smart and healthy? 86 00:04:05,862 --> 00:04:08,137 - I'm not sure she's mine yet. - I will cut you. 87 00:04:08,241 --> 00:04:09,793 - [audience laughing] 88 00:04:09,896 --> 00:04:13,000 - Okay, fine. All right, you're right. 89 00:04:13,103 --> 00:04:15,034 That is our daughter. 90 00:04:15,137 --> 00:04:17,275 - So what part of any of this makes you think 91 00:04:17,379 --> 00:04:19,068 I wanna be with somebody else? 92 00:04:19,172 --> 00:04:21,379 - Come on, this is Auntie Ella. 93 00:04:21,482 --> 00:04:23,344 I mean, it's like finding out that the Pope 94 00:04:23,448 --> 00:04:25,275 and Mother Teresa have a sex tape. 95 00:04:25,379 --> 00:04:26,724 - [audience laughing] 96 00:04:26,827 --> 00:04:28,206 - That is the most sacrilegious thing 97 00:04:28,310 --> 00:04:30,655 I have ever heard you say. - I know. 98 00:04:30,758 --> 00:04:32,448 I just couldn't think of a better analogy. 99 00:04:32,551 --> 00:04:33,965 - [audience laughing] 100 00:04:34,068 --> 00:04:35,482 - Here's a better one. 101 00:04:35,586 --> 00:04:38,551 It's like people judging me for my past, 102 00:04:38,655 --> 00:04:43,482 instead of taking the time to find out what's in my heart. 103 00:04:43,586 --> 00:04:45,517 And if you wake that baby, that's your ass. 104 00:04:45,620 --> 00:04:47,620 - [audience laughing] 105 00:04:50,413 --> 00:04:52,310 - Mom, we need to talk. 106 00:04:52,413 --> 00:04:54,724 - Son, don't mess with your mama. 107 00:04:54,827 --> 00:04:56,241 She's doing the Lord's work right now. 108 00:04:56,344 --> 00:04:57,793 - [audience laughing] 109 00:04:57,896 --> 00:04:59,172 - Which is? 110 00:04:59,275 --> 00:05:00,827 - Making my plate. 111 00:05:06,275 --> 00:05:09,482 - Mom, I found your erotic poetry. 112 00:05:12,655 --> 00:05:14,275 - Boy, I knew that bug spray would damage 113 00:05:14,379 --> 00:05:17,310 the few brain cells you have left. 114 00:05:17,413 --> 00:05:19,103 Your mama would never do nothing like that. 115 00:05:19,206 --> 00:05:20,724 Go on, tell him, baby. 116 00:05:20,827 --> 00:05:22,724 - Calvin, your father's right. 117 00:05:22,827 --> 00:05:25,896 Bug spray is damaging to the brain. 118 00:05:26,000 --> 00:05:28,034 - Mom. 119 00:05:28,137 --> 00:05:29,482 - Yes, it's true. 120 00:05:29,586 --> 00:05:31,379 I love literature. 121 00:05:31,482 --> 00:05:33,517 All kinds of literature. 122 00:05:33,620 --> 00:05:36,448 And occasionally, I write. 123 00:05:36,551 --> 00:05:40,862 I thought it was down deep in the garage 124 00:05:40,965 --> 00:05:43,689 right next to your little bunny rabbit suit. 125 00:05:43,793 --> 00:05:46,068 You know, the one that you used to always wear. 126 00:05:46,172 --> 00:05:48,586 - That was my ministry. - [audience laughing] 127 00:05:48,689 --> 00:05:50,310 - Please, everybody knew you wanted to be the first 128 00:05:50,413 --> 00:05:51,931 Black Bugs Bunny. 129 00:05:52,034 --> 00:05:54,620 - [audience laughing] 130 00:05:57,724 --> 00:05:59,896 - What does any of this have to do with anything? 131 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:01,758 I like to write. 132 00:06:04,482 --> 00:06:07,862 - When did you stop? 133 00:06:07,965 --> 00:06:09,620 - I never did. 134 00:06:09,724 --> 00:06:11,620 I still write from time to time. 135 00:06:11,724 --> 00:06:13,620 Journal from time to time. 136 00:06:13,724 --> 00:06:18,379 - Oh, this journal I found, it's like old-old? 137 00:06:18,482 --> 00:06:20,034 - I don't know. 138 00:06:20,137 --> 00:06:23,448 Which volume did you find? 139 00:06:23,551 --> 00:06:25,068 - Volumes? Oh, you got volumes? 140 00:06:25,172 --> 00:06:27,103 - Volumes. 141 00:06:27,206 --> 00:06:29,965 - So how many did you have? Or do you still have them? 142 00:06:37,896 --> 00:06:41,000 Uh, Pops, can you give us the room? 143 00:06:44,103 --> 00:06:46,793 - What? 144 00:06:46,896 --> 00:06:49,137 When have you ever known me to leave a room 145 00:06:49,241 --> 00:06:53,620 in my house, eating my food that my wife cooked? 146 00:06:53,724 --> 00:06:56,172 - Okay, stay then. 147 00:06:56,275 --> 00:07:00,241 But I think your wife is making someone else's plate. 148 00:07:00,344 --> 00:07:01,724 - Say what? 149 00:07:01,827 --> 00:07:05,241 - Mm-hmm. - Curtis. Leave him alone. 150 00:07:05,344 --> 00:07:08,344 Don't kill him, baby. He's the only son we got. 151 00:07:08,448 --> 00:07:11,068 - Oh, we can make another son. - [audience laughing] 152 00:07:11,172 --> 00:07:14,482 - He better stop disrespecting me in my house. 153 00:07:14,586 --> 00:07:17,034 - Then give us the room. 154 00:07:17,137 --> 00:07:20,172 - How about I give you a busted lip? 155 00:07:20,275 --> 00:07:21,586 - Curtis, it's okay. 156 00:07:21,689 --> 00:07:24,275 Relax. - I am relaxed. 157 00:07:24,379 --> 00:07:25,689 - Okay, good. 158 00:07:25,793 --> 00:07:28,620 Then give us the room. 159 00:07:32,655 --> 00:07:33,965 It's okay, baby. 160 00:07:34,068 --> 00:07:36,448 - You do like that. Okay, baby. 161 00:07:36,551 --> 00:07:37,896 - Get your glasses. 162 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:39,448 - Oh, okay. 163 00:07:39,551 --> 00:07:41,275 Give me this. 164 00:07:41,379 --> 00:07:43,517 And give me this. - [chuckling] 165 00:07:43,620 --> 00:07:44,896 - Thank you, baby. - You're so welcome. 166 00:07:45,000 --> 00:07:47,517 - Smells so good. - Mm-hmm. 167 00:07:47,620 --> 00:07:49,310 - Put a little salt on the... - I did. 168 00:07:49,413 --> 00:07:50,689 - Okay. 169 00:07:50,793 --> 00:07:52,724 Little more pepper. 170 00:07:52,827 --> 00:07:54,448 Now, that's how you get the room. 171 00:07:54,551 --> 00:07:56,068 - [audience laughing] 172 00:07:56,172 --> 00:07:57,620 - Mwah. 173 00:08:09,275 --> 00:08:10,965 - So, what you got? 174 00:08:14,379 --> 00:08:19,172 - I don't know what you think you found in that garage, 175 00:08:22,517 --> 00:08:26,931 but you better close Pandora's box. 176 00:08:31,172 --> 00:08:35,344 - Okay. - [audience laughing] 177 00:08:35,448 --> 00:08:38,103 - ♪ 178 00:08:39,931 --> 00:08:41,931 - I don't know, baby. 179 00:08:42,034 --> 00:08:46,000 She had this, this look in her eyes like... 180 00:08:46,103 --> 00:08:48,689 - Like until you do right by me, everything around you 181 00:08:48,793 --> 00:08:50,344 gonna crumble? 182 00:08:50,448 --> 00:08:52,206 - Yeah, just like that! 183 00:08:52,310 --> 00:08:54,241 Just like that. 184 00:08:54,344 --> 00:08:55,758 - [sighs] 185 00:08:55,862 --> 00:08:58,827 - I just never seen her like this. 186 00:08:58,931 --> 00:09:01,241 You think she's ever spit in my dad's lemonade? 187 00:09:01,344 --> 00:09:03,620 - That's crazy, your dad don't drink lemonade. 188 00:09:03,724 --> 00:09:05,137 - [audience laughing] 189 00:09:05,241 --> 00:09:07,931 - Yeah, but I never seen her like this before. 190 00:09:08,034 --> 00:09:10,482 - Well Calvin, you did almost accuse her 191 00:09:10,586 --> 00:09:12,275 of being an adulterer. 192 00:09:12,379 --> 00:09:14,965 - But she's not just my mom. She's-- 193 00:09:15,068 --> 00:09:17,896 - President of the missionary board, praise team member, 194 00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:19,241 Deaconess. - Okay, I get it. 195 00:09:19,344 --> 00:09:21,034 - [audience laughing] - I get it. 196 00:09:21,137 --> 00:09:26,413 I just mean that she's like the symbol of a rock-solid marriage. 197 00:09:26,517 --> 00:09:28,310 - And? 198 00:09:28,413 --> 00:09:31,724 - And if she did it then there's no hope for anyone. 199 00:09:31,827 --> 00:09:34,413 Everybody's doing it. 200 00:09:34,517 --> 00:09:36,068 [chuckles] 201 00:09:36,172 --> 00:09:39,655 When I say everybody's doing it, I mean everybody except me. 202 00:09:39,758 --> 00:09:42,379 It's just that everybody eventually will do it. 203 00:09:42,482 --> 00:09:44,758 - [audience laughing] - Do you want me to save you 204 00:09:44,862 --> 00:09:46,586 from incriminating yourself, baby? 205 00:09:46,689 --> 00:09:49,448 - Please. - [laughing] 206 00:09:49,551 --> 00:09:53,862 Listen, your mom is human. 207 00:09:53,965 --> 00:09:58,620 She is a woman. And women are loving, passionate 208 00:09:58,724 --> 00:10:01,448 sexual beings, Calvin. 209 00:10:01,551 --> 00:10:02,931 - So you think she did it? 210 00:10:03,034 --> 00:10:04,931 - [sighs] I don't know. 211 00:10:05,034 --> 00:10:10,724 But if she did, she wouldn't be the first or the last. 212 00:10:10,827 --> 00:10:13,344 - Wait, what's that supposed to mean? 213 00:10:13,448 --> 00:10:15,344 Have you done it? 214 00:10:15,448 --> 00:10:16,931 - No, I haven't done it. 215 00:10:17,034 --> 00:10:20,965 Well, I mean I have, but... 216 00:10:21,068 --> 00:10:22,931 - Wait, wait, wait, you've been cheating on me? 217 00:10:23,034 --> 00:10:25,482 Look, that's what I'm not about to deal with right now. 218 00:10:25,586 --> 00:10:27,862 - Calvin, no. 219 00:10:27,965 --> 00:10:31,379 Baby, calm down. I have not cheated on you. 220 00:10:31,482 --> 00:10:33,793 I cheated on my last boyfriend. 221 00:10:33,896 --> 00:10:36,137 - Oh, well he was lame, so I get it. 222 00:10:36,241 --> 00:10:37,482 - Right. - Wait, 223 00:10:37,586 --> 00:10:41,517 who'd you cheat on him with? 224 00:10:41,620 --> 00:10:43,620 With me? 225 00:10:43,724 --> 00:10:47,000 - Yes, baby. I thought you knew. 226 00:10:47,103 --> 00:10:49,827 I mean, Calvin aren't you flattered? 227 00:10:49,931 --> 00:10:53,551 Baby, you are not the first man that I loved. 228 00:10:53,655 --> 00:10:55,758 - So I was your side piece? - Yeah! 229 00:10:55,862 --> 00:11:00,103 But now, you're my main piece. 230 00:11:00,206 --> 00:11:03,551 - [audience laughing] - So all women do it? 231 00:11:03,655 --> 00:11:04,965 Do you think... 232 00:11:05,068 --> 00:11:07,137 You think Miranda did it? 233 00:11:07,241 --> 00:11:09,586 - I was friends with Miranda for a long time, 234 00:11:09,689 --> 00:11:11,517 so I know she did it. 235 00:11:11,620 --> 00:11:15,241 - No, no, no, no, no, no! So all women are Jezebels? 236 00:11:15,344 --> 00:11:16,689 - Calvin... 237 00:11:16,793 --> 00:11:19,586 [laughing] You're so cute. 238 00:11:19,689 --> 00:11:23,034 Listen, we are human, okay? 239 00:11:23,137 --> 00:11:28,034 We love hard and we're passionate, just like men. 240 00:11:28,137 --> 00:11:31,206 - No, no. My father would never do that to my mom. 241 00:11:31,310 --> 00:11:32,689 - How do you know? 242 00:11:32,793 --> 00:11:35,862 - Because she would kill him. 243 00:11:35,965 --> 00:11:38,965 Oh no. - What? 244 00:11:39,068 --> 00:11:41,137 - I left the book on the table in the backyard. 245 00:11:41,241 --> 00:11:43,517 Look, if my dad finds that he's gonna do something crazy. 246 00:11:43,620 --> 00:11:45,034 I gotta go get that book. 247 00:11:45,137 --> 00:11:46,965 - ♪ 248 00:11:47,068 --> 00:11:50,275 - Hey, who took my grandbaby? 249 00:11:50,379 --> 00:11:53,206 - She woke up so I brought her down before she started crying. 250 00:11:53,310 --> 00:11:56,310 - I was just about to go in there and spoil her. 251 00:11:56,413 --> 00:11:58,448 - Go to Paw Paw. 252 00:11:58,551 --> 00:12:00,344 - What I tell you about that? 253 00:12:00,448 --> 00:12:03,068 I ain't playing with you. 254 00:12:03,172 --> 00:12:04,793 Hey. 255 00:12:04,896 --> 00:12:07,344 Oh, that is so beautiful. 256 00:12:07,448 --> 00:12:13,241 Malik and Lisa, combined, MaLisa. 257 00:12:13,344 --> 00:12:15,689 - We should probably call her MaCheater, 258 00:12:15,793 --> 00:12:18,137 since it runs in the family. 259 00:12:18,241 --> 00:12:20,689 - You still on that? - Yes. It's Auntie Ella. 260 00:12:20,793 --> 00:12:22,137 I can't let it go. 261 00:12:22,241 --> 00:12:25,275 - Son, the older you get, the more you find out 262 00:12:25,379 --> 00:12:28,931 that people do things that you never expected. 263 00:12:31,241 --> 00:12:34,586 - Dad, have you ever had a side chick? 264 00:12:38,517 --> 00:12:39,827 - Never. 265 00:12:39,931 --> 00:12:42,448 - Dad, have you ever cheated on mom? 266 00:12:42,551 --> 00:12:46,965 - Malik, you are asking some very adult questions. 267 00:12:47,068 --> 00:12:49,344 - Look, I am way past the golden years 268 00:12:49,448 --> 00:12:50,793 of being a teenager. 269 00:12:50,896 --> 00:12:53,206 I am grown and I deserve to know. 270 00:12:53,310 --> 00:12:56,379 - Grandbaby, let's go upstairs. 271 00:12:56,482 --> 00:13:02,034 Yeah, because your daddy is gonna get his grown ass 272 00:13:02,137 --> 00:13:05,413 whooped if he don't stop talking to me crazy. 273 00:13:05,517 --> 00:13:08,275 Yes, he is. Right in front of his baby. 274 00:13:08,379 --> 00:13:09,689 Yes, he is. 275 00:13:09,793 --> 00:13:12,758 - [audience laughing] 276 00:13:12,862 --> 00:13:15,379 - I think you should go over there. 277 00:13:15,482 --> 00:13:18,448 - Go where? - To your Aunt Ella's. 278 00:13:18,551 --> 00:13:22,482 If you wanna know the truth, you need to go get it. 279 00:13:22,586 --> 00:13:26,172 - You think so? - Unless you're scared. 280 00:13:26,275 --> 00:13:28,586 - Ain't nobody scared of Auntie Ella... 281 00:13:28,689 --> 00:13:30,172 anymore. 282 00:13:30,275 --> 00:13:32,689 - ♪ 283 00:13:32,793 --> 00:13:38,586 - [audience laughing] 284 00:13:42,896 --> 00:13:44,448 - Where's the book? 285 00:14:04,275 --> 00:14:08,344 - So, you come back to get the room? 286 00:14:08,448 --> 00:14:11,965 - No. Uh, 287 00:14:12,068 --> 00:14:15,758 look, Pop. I'm sorry about earlier. 288 00:14:15,862 --> 00:14:17,862 I was feeling myself a little bit. 289 00:14:17,965 --> 00:14:19,482 - A lotta bit. 290 00:14:19,586 --> 00:14:21,344 So, what're you doing with the book? 291 00:14:21,448 --> 00:14:22,896 - Huh? 292 00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:25,103 - I said, what are you doing with the book? 293 00:14:25,206 --> 00:14:30,103 - Oh, this book? It's, it's mom's family recipes. 294 00:14:30,206 --> 00:14:33,000 - Oh, that's good. I could use some recipes. 295 00:14:33,103 --> 00:14:35,206 I could use them on the barbecue truck. 296 00:14:35,310 --> 00:14:36,896 - You don't want these recipes. 297 00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:38,931 - Why, what are the recipes? 298 00:14:39,034 --> 00:14:41,758 - Hot... chicken? 299 00:14:41,862 --> 00:14:43,137 - Hot chicken? 300 00:14:43,241 --> 00:14:44,931 I love hot chicken! 301 00:14:45,034 --> 00:14:46,931 That's a gift from God! 302 00:14:47,034 --> 00:14:49,448 - Oh, no, no. This isn't a gift from God. 303 00:14:49,551 --> 00:14:52,206 - [audience laughing] - Well, give me the book. 304 00:14:52,310 --> 00:14:53,965 - No. 305 00:14:54,068 --> 00:14:57,965 - Why not? - Well, I can't. 306 00:14:58,068 --> 00:14:59,379 - Why not? 307 00:14:59,482 --> 00:15:02,551 - Pop, let me ask you something. - What? 308 00:15:02,655 --> 00:15:04,827 - Would you ever hurt somebody you love? 309 00:15:04,931 --> 00:15:06,241 Like a family member. 310 00:15:06,344 --> 00:15:08,724 - Well, I can show you better than I can tell you. 311 00:15:08,827 --> 00:15:10,137 - Uh, no, no, no, Pop. 312 00:15:10,241 --> 00:15:12,241 - Just give me the book. - No, no, no, no, no. 313 00:15:12,344 --> 00:15:14,206 Just step back. Step back! 314 00:15:14,310 --> 00:15:17,344 - You know what? You about to piss me off. 315 00:15:17,448 --> 00:15:19,103 Now I wanna see that doggone book. 316 00:15:19,206 --> 00:15:21,379 - Wait, he found out, didn't he? 317 00:15:21,482 --> 00:15:23,965 - Give me the book. - No. 318 00:15:24,068 --> 00:15:26,206 - Give me the book. 319 00:15:26,310 --> 00:15:29,551 - Wait, he doesn't know? - Doesn't know what? 320 00:15:29,655 --> 00:15:32,931 - Um, Uncle Curtis, I think you should talk to Auntie Ella. 321 00:15:33,034 --> 00:15:35,413 - Talk to Ella about what? 322 00:15:35,517 --> 00:15:37,413 - Hot chicken. 323 00:15:37,517 --> 00:15:41,068 - I'm so sick of that doggone hot chicken, I swear! 324 00:15:41,172 --> 00:15:45,586 - Ah, volume one. 325 00:15:45,689 --> 00:15:48,862 - Auntie Ella, I do not want to know the truth. 326 00:15:48,965 --> 00:15:50,655 I can't handle the truth. 327 00:15:50,758 --> 00:15:54,241 - You moved the book from the table out there. 328 00:15:54,344 --> 00:15:58,137 - Okay, somebody gotta tell me what the hell's going on. 329 00:15:58,241 --> 00:16:01,689 - Everybody in the living room. 330 00:16:01,793 --> 00:16:05,068 - Let's do this. 331 00:16:05,172 --> 00:16:06,689 - You. 332 00:16:09,275 --> 00:16:14,137 You just wouldn't leave well enough alone. 333 00:16:14,241 --> 00:16:18,586 So you wanna know how grown folks live real lives? 334 00:16:21,344 --> 00:16:24,137 I'ma tell you. 335 00:16:24,241 --> 00:16:25,793 I'ma help you. 336 00:16:37,965 --> 00:16:43,103 Curtis Payne is not the first man I've loved. 337 00:16:43,206 --> 00:16:44,517 - No, mama. 338 00:16:44,620 --> 00:16:46,793 - Please no, I don't want to hear anymore of this. 339 00:16:46,896 --> 00:16:48,413 - You're gonna hear it. 340 00:16:48,517 --> 00:16:51,310 - I'm sorry, Pops. You can get through this. 341 00:16:51,413 --> 00:16:53,448 - Oh, what y'all talking about? Eric? 342 00:16:53,551 --> 00:16:55,310 - Wait, you know about him? - Y'all swinging? 343 00:16:55,413 --> 00:16:59,724 - [audience laughing] - I said lov-ed, not love. 344 00:17:01,896 --> 00:17:05,655 Curtis is not my first love and he knows it. 345 00:17:12,344 --> 00:17:17,034 - Mom, that poetry was juicy. 346 00:17:17,137 --> 00:17:21,620 - I was younger, madly in love and... 347 00:17:21,724 --> 00:17:23,068 [chuckles] 348 00:17:23,172 --> 00:17:27,206 I thought I was gonna spend the rest of my life with him. 349 00:17:27,310 --> 00:17:31,172 - Then she met Curtis Payne. Ya heard me! 350 00:17:31,275 --> 00:17:33,931 - Curtis, stop. 351 00:17:34,034 --> 00:17:35,965 - So what happened? 352 00:17:36,068 --> 00:17:37,896 - Life. 353 00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:40,172 Liquor. 354 00:17:40,275 --> 00:17:43,965 Addiction. 355 00:17:44,068 --> 00:17:48,586 And he put his hands on me. 356 00:17:48,689 --> 00:17:51,000 - Mom, I'm sorry. 357 00:17:51,103 --> 00:17:52,655 - I'm not done. 358 00:17:55,275 --> 00:17:59,206 Sometimes, the life you know is all you need. 359 00:17:59,310 --> 00:18:03,310 I told you to close the box. 360 00:18:07,103 --> 00:18:12,448 I left him. And I thought I wasn't gonna ever be able 361 00:18:12,551 --> 00:18:18,448 to trust or love anybody ever again, let alone a man. 362 00:18:21,275 --> 00:18:23,000 - Well, what did you do? 363 00:18:23,103 --> 00:18:25,275 - Nothing, nothing. 364 00:18:25,379 --> 00:18:28,448 Curtis Payne did it. 365 00:18:28,551 --> 00:18:33,137 I met him outside of a bible study I was visiting. 366 00:18:33,241 --> 00:18:35,586 - You met Pops... at a bible study? 367 00:18:35,689 --> 00:18:39,275 - Outside the bible study. - [audience laughing] 368 00:18:39,379 --> 00:18:42,206 - He thought the church was a club. 369 00:18:42,310 --> 00:18:45,586 - I mean, it had this big, old neon sign. 370 00:18:45,689 --> 00:18:49,000 I thought the A-M-E stood for Atlanta's Main Entertainment. 371 00:18:49,103 --> 00:18:52,034 [chuckles] 372 00:18:52,137 --> 00:18:55,241 - So what? You took him inside and changed his life? 373 00:18:55,344 --> 00:18:58,551 - No, no, no, no, no. - Absolutely not. 374 00:18:58,655 --> 00:19:02,034 I just found out that the wine was grape juice. 375 00:19:02,137 --> 00:19:04,517 What kind of club is that? - [audience laughing] 376 00:19:04,620 --> 00:19:07,172 - He just wouldn't stop calling me. 377 00:19:07,275 --> 00:19:11,275 I said to him, I know you're broke and that is not okay. 378 00:19:11,379 --> 00:19:14,482 - Mom, you were coming hard like that? 379 00:19:14,586 --> 00:19:20,413 - And this man said to me, I know you're broken 380 00:19:20,517 --> 00:19:25,551 and that is okay. I wanna fix you. 381 00:19:28,517 --> 00:19:31,448 - Wait, Uncle Curtis, he said that? 382 00:19:34,793 --> 00:19:39,413 - Looked into my soul, saw my pain. 383 00:19:39,517 --> 00:19:42,655 And it did not bother him at all. 384 00:19:42,758 --> 00:19:46,413 And I learned to love again. 385 00:19:46,517 --> 00:19:49,620 With everything that I have. 386 00:19:49,724 --> 00:19:52,137 - 'Cause I tore dat ahh up! 387 00:19:52,241 --> 00:19:54,551 - [audience laughing] 388 00:19:54,655 --> 00:19:58,241 - Not until the honeymoon night, Curtis. 389 00:19:58,344 --> 00:19:59,793 - CURTIS: Come on, Ella. 390 00:19:59,896 --> 00:20:03,000 You're messing up my legendary status. 391 00:20:03,103 --> 00:20:05,517 - No, no she's not, Pops. 392 00:20:05,620 --> 00:20:09,241 She just solidified it. 393 00:20:09,344 --> 00:20:13,000 You're the real deal. 394 00:20:13,103 --> 00:20:18,620 - Now, the next time you wanna go find some stuff, 395 00:20:21,068 --> 00:20:22,758 don't. 396 00:20:22,862 --> 00:20:25,827 - ♪ 397 00:20:29,344 --> 00:20:33,482 - ♪ 398 00:20:33,586 --> 00:20:35,689 - Looks like I got everything ready for the yard sale 399 00:20:35,793 --> 00:20:36,965 tomorrow. 400 00:20:37,068 --> 00:20:39,103 - Only thing left to do is take the donation box 401 00:20:39,206 --> 00:20:40,551 back to the Help Center. 402 00:20:42,896 --> 00:20:46,413 Uh, why is my bunny suit in the donation box? 403 00:20:46,517 --> 00:20:49,482 - [audience laughing] - Time to let it go, bruh. 404 00:20:49,586 --> 00:20:51,862 - Calvin Jr. might want to wear this. 405 00:20:51,965 --> 00:20:54,034 - Or burn it. 406 00:20:54,137 --> 00:20:55,827 - Bruh, that was a ministry. 407 00:20:55,931 --> 00:20:59,310 - No, no, no. Singing is a ministry. 408 00:20:59,413 --> 00:21:03,068 That is a sad existence for a grown man. 409 00:21:03,172 --> 00:21:05,862 - [audience laughing] 410 00:21:34,310 --> 00:21:37,206 - ♪ 411 00:21:38,517 --> 00:21:44,586 - ♪